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kvltgg:

Oh no, my horns fell off! 
Have an outtake!

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via rathuman)


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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via rathuman)


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if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million, via rathuman)


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if the bees are in the trap then who is pollinating the flowers

(Source: straightwhiteboyproblems, via rathuman)


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vvni:

Kiss
Winkler Noah
jacxkie:

wittlebae
  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via rathuman)


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